Dangerous to Know

Again, like the last, this was put up on my old blog first, but I'm posting it here again, just for those who missed it first time around , that and it gives me a couple of weeks to catch up on shit here. Anyway, Doyler made me take this stupid Personality Test because he thought it might help people understand me a bit better. Fuck people, right? Anyway it was 126 questions long so I'll leave the jist.

A few examples :

9) My main motivation is to express my individuality.

What kind of question is that? Individuality? Like the fucking Emo boys and Goth kids or the Chavs? I wear what I wear, I'm not trying express anything. I don't push the gay agenda on anyone or swish around like some limp wristed queeny boy. Are all these people trying to express their individuality or following some fucking set pattern put out by their own social groups in some unwritten code? What do I know?

11) I come from a wealthy family.

It's a question that's got fuck all to do with fuck, right?

13) I am supernatural.

Wank!

24) My thoughtfulness and charitable nature are my foundation

Who am I? The Dali Lama? I'll leave that Buddhist shit to Doyler.

29) I would not go on a date with someone that I did not find physically attractive

And the point in that would be? Who would?

35) I am uncomfortable being subject to the authority or control of someone.

What? Yeah, who the hell isn't? Tell me who does feel comfortable being subject to the authority or control of someone. There's a reason I don't work and that's because I've never met someone with power that I've liked. So I make do on what my older brother Carter squirrels away out of the trust funds our mother left us. I'd rather that.

44) I am prone to skin problems (acne, pimples, etc.).

What the fuck has that got to do with anything? For the record I've got great skin.

50) I think the dangers of drinking and smoking are exaggerated.

Well, no fucking shit!

52) I like the band The Pixies.

Love Them. Top five bands of all time, The Pixies are floating around there. But what does that have to do with anything?

61) I am mystical.

What like I believe in Unicorns or fanny around with half wits who read Tarot cards or follow their star signs? Who's got time for that shit?

69) Being ignored is intolerable.

Too Fucking right it is!

73) I am somewhat into myself.

No Shit!

89) I am very impressive.

Damn right!

99) I am sexually attracted to members of my own gender

I've never met a guy who isn't.

110) I think an asteroid may someday destroy civilization

Another "What the fuck!" question.

So after answering 126 of these questions I get my results:

Advanced Global Personality Test Results Extraversion 60% Stability 46% Orderliness 36% Accommodation 23% Interdependence 43% Intellectual 50% Mystical 16% Artistic 63% Religious 10% Hedonism 83% Materialism 83% Narcissism 63% Adventurousness 70% Work ethic 16% Self absorbed 76% Conflict seeking 76% Need to dominate 70% Romantic 30% Avoidant 70% Anti-authority 63% Wealth 63% Dependency 36% Change averse 43% Cautiousness 30% Individuality 56% Sexuality 90% Peter pan complex 76% Physical security 76% Physical Fitness 77% Histrionic 83% Paranoia 56% Vanity 76% Hypersensitivity 36% Indie 66%

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and all of this apparently means:

Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

or basically i'm:

messy, outgoing, open, self revealing, ambivalent about chaos, unpredictable, not good at saving money, social, likes large parties, likes to stand out, risk taker, quick to make friends, does not like to be alone, rash, sarcastic, craves attention, social chameleon, low self control, food lover, not rule conscious, weird, assertive, not a perfectionist, anti-authority, thrill seeker, vain, likes to fit in, reckless, emotionally insensitive, leisurely

Now, most of this I could've told you in a few lines, but mainly I wanted you to see the shit Doyler makes me do to keep himself amused. Truth is I agree with most of it and these are traits that run in the family, which explains why the only one I have any real contact with is my twin brother. That and the fact that we've got too much shit on each other to try and pretend otherwise.